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Have you ever really, I mean REALLY had your pretty peach absolutely devoured? 36 year cunnilingus practitioner with a rare mutation which makes my ability extra special. I am also very experienced with couples. I've been a woman's 50th birthday present, I've been a woman's 36th birthday present, I've invited men over many times to hang with my ex-wife and I. I am bisexual only in bed. I don't have boyfriends, I just like to give head on occasion. I am very respectful of personal boundaries and am lots of fun. Very attentive and generous. 8 inches in the shorts, thicker at the base, nicely proportioned, and featuring a bit of an up-curve for G-Spot action. I have never done anal with a man, giving or receiving. I am pretty open-minded and very sex-positive. I am good and I am dirty and I am playful. I don't do humiliation or torture, and I'm not really all that into water sports. I do like to bind and I do like to spank. Experienced with DP, and I know how to produce a full-body orgasm. Put a woman under my tongue and I'll make her forget her name. Not to mention a pretty good stroke and excellent rhythm and timing.
This is the deluxe pleasure model sexual service companion with such advanced features as real human fluids, and lifelike throbbing-penis action. Ultra-sensitive sensors in the tongue detect subtle changes in the surface-tension of the clitoral bud, making the appropriate application of lingual technique in response to any level of arousal virtually guaranteed to be highly effective at shaping and controlling clitoral stimulation for the ultimate intelligence-generated orgasm. And the unit's patented vibra-hum module features bass frequencies as low as 110 hz, providing a humming good tonguing experience without equal. (CAUTION: Fully submitting to this level of treatment often leads to orgasmic activity so intense as to cause the user to variously pant, buck, writhe, squeal, howl, use extreme profanity, drool, whine, beg, and even become temporarily amnesiac, and out of the body floating with the Ancients.) And finally, this incredibly lifelike unit features the latest profanity disk, Dirty Talk 2020, and the amount of physical activity desired can be adjusted to any level of intensity, ranging from soft tenderness to firm assurance to wild roughness, and for the very adventuresome, turn the dial all the way to the top and lock it to experience the unforgettable feature which we like to call Ultimate Pussy Destruction Mode (not for the faint of heart). We're quite confident that at this level of pounding, she won't walk right for at least a week.

Bocephus O'Reilly Pendergras - 57

Gender: Man

Orientation: Bisexual

Height: 5' 10"

Weight: 175

Hometown: Holograph Generation Cloud #1327B

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Religion: Buddhist

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Who I'd like to meet

Who would I like to meet? Authentic and open-minded people with heart, imagination, a sense of wonder and curiosity, and a strong desire to serve and be served in the art of pleasure. I love people who can laugh at themselves and the absurdity that this life often tries to bury us under.If you can spell honorificabilitudinitatibus, move to the head of the class, and write twenty times, "I dedicate the full power of my intention, with deadly seriousness, and at the risk of the honor of my name and posterity, to having a good time, all the time, for as long as I have breath in my body and blood in my veins, and to strive to attain a state of perpetual orgasm in the higher realms for the benefit of all horny beings past, present, and future."{Note: I'm a man, so if you show up naked and bring beer, almost anything otherwise will be tolerated -- if not embraced, enveloped, assimilated, and celebrated in song. Plus boobs are good. Men like boobs because they are boobs and boobs are good.]

My Interests

The look on a woman's face when she is caught up in her climax -- in my opinion, even homely women are gorgeous in ecstasy.Any woman who loves to give head as much as I love to give head, and her authentic expression of delight and satisfaction in causing cocks and cunts to explode in great spurts.Simple mutual masturbation with full attention and dedication. In parks, in parked cars, in the woods, in a pool, together alone or in a crowd.Double penetration of a woman done with grace and artfulness -- and the look on her face as it's happening.Sisters who share everything.Cervical massage using the head of my dick.More to come...

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Clockwork Orange, Doctor Strangelove, Full-Metal Jacket, Brazil, Twelve Monkeys, The Fisher King, City of Lost Children, The Wall, Barton Fink, Miller's Crossing, Blood Simple, Raising Arizona, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, True Grit, The Fountain, Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive, Inland Empire, Wild at Heart, Eraserhead, Grosse Pointe Blank, True Romance, Love and a .45, Four Rooms, Reservoir Dogs, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, Goodfellas, Jeepers Creepers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre Pt. 2, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Cabin in the Woods, The Others, The Ninth Gate, Rosemary's Baby, Caligula, Drugstore Cowboy, Naked Lunch, Videodrome, The Decline of Western Civilization, Repo Man, The Fifth Element, Citizen Kane, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Fight Club, Slacker...