Mr_Nudie_Pants

Who I'd like to meet

My Interests

I like outdoorsy stuff. Camping, canoeing, fishing, snorkeling. Especially if I can do them naked. I've been to the nude beach in Miami before, and loved it. There's just something about being naked, in nature, that's like a whole mini-vacation. One of the best times I ever had was snorkeling naked off the Florida Keys. Got my butt totally sunburned, but I really dug it. I also like things like archery, target shooting. Shooting of all kinds. I like things that go BANG! It's not as easy as they make it look in the movies. In the movies, the hero can shoot the worm out of an apple, left-handed, hanging upside-down from the wing of a supersonic fighter jet, from a thousand yards away, while the bad guy can shoot with his muzzle actually touching the hero's heart and still miss. It's not like that in the real world. Try it - I dare ya. It's actually amazing that some guys can fire rifles, and keep the projectiles landing within a half a minute of angle. (If you don't know what a minute of angle is, it's one sixtieth of one degree. Half a minute accuracy is pretty damn hard to do.)

Movies

Lord of the Rings, Black Hawk Down. The Last Temptation of Christ. Fucking hell... I've seen and done so many things in my own life that it's really hard for a movie to impress me. I really dug Apocalypto.

Music

Going through my IPOD... Aerosmith, Alicia Keys, Arrested Development, the Beatles, the Black Eyed Peas, Blondie (Debbie Harry), Bob Marley, Bob Seger, Boston, Bruce Springsteen, Carrie Underwood, Charlie Daniels, Christina Aguilera, Dave Matthews, Dido, Dire Straits, Eric Clapton, Faith Evans, Fantasia, Garth Brooks, Green Day, Heart, Janet Jackson, LeAnn Rimes, Lee Ann Womack, Leela Jamesm Los Lonely Boys, Macy Gray, Mariah Carey, Mary J Bligh, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd, Placido Domingo, Queen, Queen Latifah, Rascal Flatts, Raven Symone, REO Speedwagon, The Righteous Brothers, Robert Randoplph, Santana, Sarah LcLaughlan, Stevie Wonder, Styx, Tim McGraw, TLC, Toni Braxton, Trace Adkins, Van Halen (NOT Van Hagar...), and Wyclef... What the fuck does that tell you about me?

My Heroes

My heroes have always been cowboys, and they still are, it seems.