open flies

Have you freeballed with your flies open, just to see if there is a reaction? I've often forgotten to do mine up and got no reaction. So I thought I'd try doing the shopping that way to see if anyone said anything. I fuelled the car then did some banking bought some bits from the cheap shop and went to the stationary shop (where I was served by an attractive young girl). Nobody said anything. Emboldened I attended a meeting then spent the evening in the pub. Again no comment, though the draft through my flies was about as strong as the beer.

• 11 years ago