glasses
little johnny;s dad sets him down and explains that they were all going over to meet the neighbors new baby that day and he wanted to tell johnny that the baby was born with out any ears. so he told his son if we get over to the neighbors and he says 1 word about him not having ears that he would bring him home and beat his ass untill he couldent sit down,
So little johnny said ok i wont say anything about his ears.
That afternoon they all went over and are standing around the crib looking at the new born and little johnny speaks up and says wow hes got cute little feet and small toes cute little fingers and hands and wow he has pretty blue eyes and he looks at the mother and says can he see and mom says oh yes johnny the dr told us he will have 20.20 vision.
little johnny says well thats good as he would be fucked if he needed glasses.