Exotic Dreams Resort in Palm Springs
Just wondering, if anyone has gone to the New "Exotic Dreams" swingers resort in Palm Springs yet?
They just recently opened back on December the 8th and are doing on going additions and renos as we write.
They have hosted a few swingers groups to date, but are gearing up for the Hotter weather and the Hotter action "CUM" March when all the Sun worshippers arrive from the Coast and from the North - South and East, where the Sun is still just a distant memory.
They have 3 separate pools, they have a big sexy Outdoor SEX Maze.....they have a few Hot Tubs and really nice rooms, which all include Free Wifi, Free Satellite TV ( Not that you will be watching any TV, unless it is a Porn channel? ) and they have a very sexy Play Room, and they also include a Free Breakfast each and every day.
Why go all the way down to Hedo or Desires or to Hidden Beach to encounter Rains and the Clouds, when Palm Springs guarantees pure Cloudless SUNSHINE, where as the others do not and can not!
It nevers Rains in Palm Springs, seriously....during our Tanning months, you will never ever see Rain!
CUM on out and try out, the ONLY Swingers Resort that is just 5 minute drive from our International Airport.
In order to get to Hedo it is a SCARY 2 Hour drive or more , through out Ghettos and Poverty.
You can walk to Downtown and all the Restaurants from Exotic Dreams.
It is the ONLY Swingers resort that is in Palm Springs.
There are a few Boring Vanilla Resorts in Palm Springs, that are losing their much Sexier guests to ED, with each passing day of the word getting out, that the Swingers now have an Option to the other poorly run Vanilla resorts.
There is a New Sheriff in town, and it is called Exotic Dreams!
CUM on bi and try it out.
Sorry, at this time it is just for Couples and Single ladies only.
We stopped off the other day, (May 31st 2022), for a tour of Exotic Dreams, as we are staying in Palm Springs, for the next Two weeks.
We were really really hoping for the best, as it would sure be nice, to have a Life Style Resort, right within walking distance to the main drag of Palm Springs, and all its restaurants and shops.
Our hopes fell immediately, about on pulling into their parking lot.
Everything from their filthy Parking Lot, to their Tacky looking name, painted on the front of the building ( in much need of Power Washing and Painting) screamed out....Loud and Clear.....White Trailer Trash Low Budget "DIVE".
That same LOW BUDGET LOOK, was reflected even more so, once you step into the Lobby.
We do have to give credit, to where credit is due....when we came to meeting the manager of Exotic Dreams.
We have to say, that he was very very nice, and well spoken and articulate, when trying to sell his Dreams and his vision for Exotic Dreams.
Unfortunately, the Exotic part was definitely missing, and the place....is just nothing but a Dream.....and more closer resembles a NIGHTMARE....than it does a Dream.
The entire place, NEEDS to be GUTTED and Redone......and if they actually have Insurance on the place, ...Burning it to the ground, might be their best bet and option.
The place is not Sexy or Exotic at all, it is a Total DIVE....it really is.
The manager said, that Money was not an issue, when it comes to Fixing the place up...well......one look around would tell any Blind Man, that the lack of Money IS the issue with Exotic Dreams.
The place was a Filthy Mess, and so disorganized in its lay out.
It has ZERO ambiance and ZERO appeal.
The manager said, that they spent $10,000 on a New Sound system, when that money should have gone into New Lounges and New Umbrella's and lots and lots of Paint, and elbow grease.
As soon as you walk into the Main Pool area.....which should be your Focal Point.....it should be your Show Piece....YET....all you see is a carbon copy of a New York Slum / Ghetto.....with CRAP in every direction that you look.
It's advertised as a Clothing Optional Resort, when in reality, it looks like a Sanford and Sons Garbage Dump....with Old Beds, in every direction and Old Plastic Cheap Lounges every where that you look.
We always say, that people attract their own kind, and its sooooo True.
We saw a few Trashy looking couples there, and they were all wearing either Board Shorts or Ugly ONE PIECE Swimming suits......how Unattractive and UN SEXY is that Look for a Lifestyle Resort?
All the Pools were Filthy and NONE of them were Heated!
They said, that the Main Pool was Heated, but.....it felt to be the same Temperature as the other Two Pools were.
Of course, as any CHEAP Pool owner would state.......the SUN will Heat up the pools, eventually. LOL
If Money is no Object, then TURN ON THE HEAT....in all 3 pools.
Getting back to the MAIN POOL area......have a look at their web pictures and you will see what we mean.
The Pool area, is JAM PACKED with CHEAP Plastic Lounges and some equally HIDEOUS looking CHEAP Canopies and Gay Pride coloured CHEAP looking Sun Shades tarped over the Hotel Room side of the Pool area.
It LOOKS like CRAP and was a Total waste Time and Money for that Trashy look.
Like WTF were they Thinking.
The owner should be embarrassed for having such a SHIT SHOW on display.
The managers FIRST action ,after taking the job, would have been telling the Owner the TRUTH!
The New Manager should have Tossed out all of those Plastic Lounges........He should have have BURNED all of that Gay Pride SUN SHADE Crap......and he should have Ripped out all of those CHEAP LOOKING FILTHY Canopies and Beds.....and Sold them to a USED Car Lot in Cathedral City.
Having Nice NEW Black Lounges......Having Nice NEW RED HUGE Market Umbrella's by EVERY two Lounges..... and having Huge Potted Palms all around the Pool area......would add to the LOOK, and it would CLEAN UP that DUMP. that they presently have.
The same holds True for all 3 Pools!
NEW HIGH END LOOKING LOUNGES.......NEW MARKET PLACE Umbrella's and Potted Palms......surrounding each and every Pool.
POWER WASH the entire Property......its FILTHY!
If you can not afford to redo the Pool decks right now.....then REPAINT the Decks.......to Freshen the Pool area up.
NO SWIM SUITS or BOARD SHORTS permitted!
G Strings and Thongs are the most that are allowed!
If you don't like the SUN....and you are not comfortable in a G String or a Thong.....then Palm Springs and the Lifestyle is NOT FOR YOU!
Exotic Dreams is a BORING CLUTTERED FILTHY LOOKING NIGHTMARE at best!
IF the Owner "Kenny", is looking for a Design Lifestyle Management Team, to "Take Over" and "DO".....what "NEEDS" to be done.....We would LOVE to take on the Challenge!
We would take it from looking like a SLUM / Ghetto.......to looking like an ACTUAL Resort, that most would Love to visit and spend their Dollars at.
Nothing agains your present Management Team.......who might be Good at Party Venues......but.....from what we see.....They have absolutely NO IDEA at all........about STYLE.....DESIGN or AMBIANCE!
Exotic Dreams at present is a Total Filthy Disaster!
By the way.......If anyone is going to TRY to run a Lifestyle Resort....if nothing else......TRY to look the part.
Hair - Make Up - Jewelry and 6 inch Heels.........should be the LOOK on anyone Female Tour Guide giving a Tour of a Lifestyle Resort.
No Make Up......Hair looking as if it has not been washed for a day or two......and Vanilla clothing......pretty much says, why Exotic Dreams looks like a Filthy MESS!
Taking PRIDE in ones own image, reflects on what ever it is that you do!
SLOBS will attract other SLOBS.......that is a given.
Kenny......if you are wanting to do it RIGHT.......Get back to us.
The road you are presently going down is......going to result in a Foreclosure.
Exotic Dreams is a White Trailer Trash Resort at best.
There are much Sexier ad CLEANER Trailer Parks out there!
The management team are Party Planners, at best.......they have No Frigging Idea, about DESIGN or STYLE or AMBIANCE?
The place is a F%#KING GHETTO!
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