Flash

I have trousers which keep accidentally falling down, especially if I put something heavy in the pockets. And my togas, wraps and kilts accidentally get blown up by the wind. The best fun is when someone asks if I'm wearing anything under my kilt, often in a crowded airport. I offer to show them that there is nothing. And they usually say yes. Reactions are always positive.

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