Torn Zips
I always freeball. And I've worked out a way of weakening the stitching on the zips in my trousers and jeans so they can be ripped out. Last night I ripped the zip out of my trousers while sitting in a busy town-centre bar and gave it to a friend. The process weakens the seam below the zip so I split that too. I could slip my fingers inside and play as I downed my second pint. At the end of the evening I got up and left - trousers gaping and no underwear.
For good measure I did the same at the end of a pub lunch today. Now my friend has two of my zips.
not tearing but i have gone out several times in jeans and while out check my zipper only to find it down and bare skin apparently visible to others, i can't remember if i forgot to zip up or it works down but no one has yet to approach me and let me know its down, of course im waiting for that opportunity.